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Posted on 21st Oct at 6:45 PM, with 1,894 notes

jackanthonyfernandez:

kingorb:

 

Omg is Dandy going to eat Twisty’s ass? The plot thickens

Posted on 21st Oct at 6:45 PM, with 3,276 notes
swarnpert:

just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you

swarnpert:

just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you

Posted on 21st Oct at 6:44 PM, with 290,899 notes

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
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what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

Posted on 21st Oct at 6:43 PM, with 236,340 notes

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted on 21st Oct at 5:01 PM, with 30,716 notes

jojomirabelle:

triple-fang:

Trans  Drag

Drag  Trans

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY

Posted on 21st Oct at 5:00 PM, with 53,395 notes

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

Posted on 21st Oct at 5:00 PM, with 4,047 notes

twisty’s mysterious murder and torture explained

Posted on 21st Oct at 5:00 PM, with 56,807 notes
zohbugg:

Me to boyfriend: “Huh…That is a condom full of pasta.”
*boyfriend looks over* 
Boyfriend: “Yup, that is condom full of pasta…”
*confused and stunned silence*
*we go back to watching tv*
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zohbugg:

Me to boyfriend: “Huh…That is a condom full of pasta.”

*boyfriend looks over* 

Boyfriend: “Yup, that is condom full of pasta…”

*confused and stunned silence*

*we go back to watching tv*

Posted on 21st Oct at 4:56 PM, with 69 notes

misscokebottleglasses:

My mom was in LA this weekend and her driver had driven Leonardo DiCaprio the night before and said that Leo was chain smoking cigarettes in the back seat all night, and that he drove OJ Simpson for 4 years after he killed his wife and good ol’ OJ carried a gun and made him drive to shady places, and that nobody in the driving community likes driving Paris Hilton because she smokes too much pot. Hollywood is a fascinating place.

Posted on 21st Oct at 4:56 PM, with 61,029 notes

done:

it’s 2014 why can’t we teleport to certain places yet

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